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I thought I’d go ahead and post for once.
The topic? The MEPS (Military Entrance Processing Station) at Fort Hamilton, Brooklyn.
So, while dealing with ROTC scholarship and enrollment paperwork and stuff, an ongoing activity of mine throughout the summer, I discovered I had to take the ASVAB. Now, anyone who knows anything about the military probably knows about the ASVAB; basically it’s a test covering almost everything you could think of (reading, math, arithmetic, mechanics, automotive etc…) that anyone and everyone who enlists must take. The path I’m taking down the ROTC road involves me becoming a field enlistment in a local infantry unit outside of Plattsburgh.
OK, so I drive down to Fort Hamilton, about an hour and half drive. I enter the gates, told to go off to the side to get my Jeep checked out. The security officer asks for my insurance and registration, I hand the papers over, and he tells me my insurance card is expired. I check it, it expired two days earlier. Figures.
I leave the base gates, go onto a side road and park down there. Reenter, go through security check, get my little visitors pass, and continue to the MEPS building. MEPS is supposed to be a building accessible only by those in the military. Generally, when you go there for your exam or ASVAB test as a recruit, you’re accompanied by your recruiter… mine was 350 miles north in Plattsburgh, so he could not attend.
I look around the building, go to the front, all locked, all only accessible by those with a military ID. I wait around for a bit, and then a Sergeant walks up to the doors and waves her card in front of the proximity detector… me being 3 feet away, I quickly follow behind her.
Enter into the main lobby, we have the main control desk on the left, Oath room on the right, security checkpoint in front of me (which for whatever reason was not being used). I walk up to the Control desk, show them my Test request forms, and I’m told I’m not in the computer. The guy tells me to go down the stairs, down the hall to the Army National Guard offices. I do as I’m told, enter the office with no military ID, and no name tag (which is how they tell who’s a recruit and who is not) and speak with a secretary. She confirms I’m not in the computer, gives me some shit for a few minutes, realizes I’m from Plattsburgh and asks why I’m taking the test here. Long story short, after about standing around for an hour, many phone calls to my recruiter and many questions from a few more Sergeants, I’m good to go.
After all is done, and I’m authorized to take the test, they tell me that I should not have been able to get as far into the building as I did. Apparently security was supposed to stop me right at the entrance into the building… pretty funny.
Took the ASVAB, scored very well (w/o studying/any knowledge in automotive’s, not too bad) and got out of there.
My day at MEPS. All for a score. I get to experience the Albany version later next week. Can’t wait.